As the T.E.A. Party/Eric Olsen’s campaign against the city of Billings possibly banning cell phones (he believes the UN is involved) takes shape (largely in the form of email forwards) it has at last become clear why Congressman Denny Rehberg is a natural fit in the Tea Party a.k.a. Conspiracy Caucus.
A brief examination of Rehberg’s and the Tea Party’s shared obsession with conspiracies allegedy aimed at Montana are no doubt what drew our Congressman to join the tin hat brigade.
Now that the Montana Shrugged Tea Party has gone big time with a member of congress in its ranks, let’s hope they don’t forget about the conspiracies outside the “Magic City.” After all, there are other conspiracies that need exposing too:
- Conservationists are at the center of a vast federal land grab conspiracy targeting Montana–and have been since the conception of the idea of The Buffalo Commons.
- Mind controlling bar codes are secretly used to sneak Canadians across the border into Montana illegally using non-motorized trails. Rehberg claims in press releases to be co-chair of the Northern Border Caucus, but according to the caucus’ website it is led by Representative Bart Stupak (D-MI) and Representative John McHugh (R-NY). There’s another conspiracy in there somewhere. Our Congressman wouldn’t just make things up.
- The Helena smoking ban caused the decommissioning of Malmstrom missiles.
- Members of Congress from competing states secretly orchestrated the No New Earmarks pledge in an attempt to destroy Montana’s “envy of the world” quality of life.
- Charges of poaching by Rehberg State Director Randy Vogel were actually trumped up by the people who faked the Apollo 11 landings–people who are employed under the Witness Protection Program at the Montana FWP.
- The state legislature’s approval of and funding for more time at kindergarten is a communist plot to support abortion, teach evolution, and indoctrinate children into the so-called ‘gay agenda.’
- The firefighters of Billings secretly met with ATF officials from Waco, TX before causing scrub brush on Rehberg’s Ranch Estates LLC to burn.
- The Montana fast food chain Taco Beat makes fat white people impotent, wait, or is it the other way around…
Anyone know any others? The truth is out there…Tweet