When our friend Corey Stapleton first announced that he was running for Governor, we can admit that we laughed.
Afterall, he went on about “childhood addictions” on his wikipedia page and had some trouble figuring out whether or not you could be a native Montanan if you weren’t born here.
But you know what?
It appears that Corey Stapleton has been working hard on that wikipedia page. He has recently added some great new information about his astounding accomplishments that bear our acknowledgement such as:
- The “Most Inspirational Wrestler” award that he received in military school in Rhode Island. Who doesn’t love inspirational wrestling? It’s so….inspiring. Put that one on a brochure and the race is yours, Corey.
- And did you also know that Corey is proud to claim to be the “first Generation-X-er” to be elected to the Montana State Senate? Glass ceilings cracked all over the world on that day in the year 2000. Generation-X-ers have been discriminated against for like, EVER, so this is great news for America and Jesus.
Small point, so the “childhood addictions” section has been updated to say he was a juvenile delinquent with drug problems, but with accomplishments like these, I think we can all agree that this hardly matters.