Happy New Year to all on the left and the right,
who make Cowgirl blog a cow-blog-worthy site.
Happy New Year to all of my commenter friends
on whose contributions the Cowgirl depends.
To Kralj and to Wulfgar, to Fatso who’s jumbo,
to Farmboy, Viola, and George3 and Gumbo.
And even to Coobs,
who should smoke a few medical doobs,
and relax and be happy on this New Year’s day.
And a Happy one, GOP leaders and goons,
for taking all of the Cowbabe’s lampoons.
Like Deschamps and Dave Lewis, and Derek and Brad,
(all closeted fans of the new Cowgirl fad,)
They make readers glad, for the exploits they’ve had,
oft’ hippo-sized hypocrites, but still sort of rad,
‘cuz they take the abuse from Cowpie’s scratch pad.
(I hope they don’t hate me too bad.)
To Ravndal for putting Cowgirl on the map,
To Adams of Trib, to Gouras of AP,
To Leg members, on their way in and way out,
The Ds who did lose, the Rs who did rout,
To Denny and Barkus,
‘bout whom we talked smack,
and gave lots of flack,
for having too high a BAC.
And a merry day even to Kristi Gailushas,
for her anti jihadist jihad, so delicious,
as Gailushas-ly delicious as Skees’s militias,
And to the stampeding great Tea Party herd,
the butt of many a Cow gal bad word.
They’ll be in Helena, January 3rd,
with torches and pitchforks, undeterred
from voting up concepts completely absurd,
which will, on this blog, be immediately slurred,
as the policy equal of turd from a bird.
To Roy, who we’ll miss in this upcoming session,
To Rick Hill, who gives us an old indiscretion,
To Bozeman’s Burnett, though hateful they say,
may he find that his heart grows two sizes today.
And good tidings even to the James Knox-a-claus,
who, despite Cowgirl’s rant,
(which I, just this Day, could in theory recant–
heck, I called him everything but a penile implant)
found a way, with his belly and over-sized pants,
to win big and take Helena with a Ho Ho Ho,
right back at Cowgirl
who will have to eat crow.
Happy New Year and Merry Christmas from Cowgirl,
and a Happy, Healthy (and Sober) 2011!!!!