But during the short few seconds of the day that the GOP Chair of the Judiciary Committee of the Montana Legislature is not working on creating jobs (ahem), Montana Representative Ken Peterson (R-Billings) has somehow found the time to discover a helpful loophole in the law that will still allow us to persecute homosexuals, even though the courts have struck down a state law saying that being gay will get you prison time-ten years-and a $5o,ooo dollar fine.
First, Peterson explains the loophole: let’s all be clear that homosexuals can’t be recruiting people.
How does one recruit people to become homosexual? Peterson explains that apparently all you have to do is utter these magic words. I’m not too sure how this whole gay thing works, so be careful. Whatever you do, DO NOT read these words out loud unless you are sure you are alone. Here’s Peterson in his own words:
Here young man, your hormones are raging. Let’s go in this bedroom and we’ll engage in some homosexual acts. You’ll find you’ll like it.