The Fellowship of the Right Wing

The GOP Gubernatorial primary and “The Lord of the Rings” both concern alternate realities, too many characters to follow, and talking about either of them repels members of the opposite sex.

In “The Fellowship of the Ring,” a hobbit of The Shire journeys with eight companions to defeat Mordor so they can return to Middle Earth.


In the GOP Primary, has-beens from decades past journey with their companions on a quest to regain the power that has been in the hands of the wing-nuts’ arch enemy, Brian Schweitzer, for eight years.  They hope to return Montana to the era where the Dark Lords reign.



6 Comments on "The Fellowship of the Right Wing"

  1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers | April 2, 2012 9:58 PM at 9:58 PM |

    Here they are planning to sieze control!

  2. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers | April 3, 2012 7:32 AM at 7:32 AM |

    A Fairy Tale. Pubbe White and the Seven Mental Dwarfs!

    One day, Pubbie White decided that she needed a candidate for guv. So she grabbed her mirror and gathered up her seven faithful mental dwarfs and then said, “mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest industry pimp of all”!

    And all of her seven mental dwarfs swarmed around her to see whom the mirror would choose!

    Would it be Baldy, Fundi, Horny, Wolfy, Shorty, Switchy, or Cheesey?! The mental dwarfs could not contain their excitement and began yelling, “Choose me! Choose me! For I’M the biggest corporate pimp around”!

    (to be continued. gotta run)

    Or feel free to continue on your own!

  3. What a bunch of tools.

  4. Such a perfect opportunity to quote the estimable Kung Fu Monkey:

    There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

  5. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers | April 3, 2012 7:41 PM at 7:41 PM |

    HOLY SHIT! There’s a run on bat shit! Bat shit CRAZY that is! I’m thinkin’ we need to get Birth Bob right ON this one so’s that imbecile can get to the bottom of it! BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Enjoy:

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