Posted: April 11, 2012 at 5:58 am
Rehberg’s Cowboy Crotch Shot
Dennis Rehberg’s recent campaign mailer is getting some unintended laughs for its, uh, interesting choice of stock footage. (H/T to the Western Word first posting it.)
As Roll Call points out, Rehberg went straight for the “crotch shot” this time around. His mailer features just the midsection of an unseen cowboy and the suggestive innuendo “JOBS” on a very well-endowed belt buckle.
Insiders tell me this new mailer from the mustachioed multimillionaire is sparking quite a few comments, from “offensive” to “embarrassing” to “do any women work on Rehberg’s campaign?”
By the looks of this, apparently not.
Best line from the Roll Call story, “We at HOH do predict, though, that this ad will do for oversize belt buckles with “JOBS” written on them what Rick Santorum did for the sweater vest.” LOL
Maybe this is why Denny’s not having TownHalls ….http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/04/10/461759/benishek-townhall/
TOO FUNNY! I see that the Champer Pot of Commerce threatened to shut down the meeting when things got too hot!
Speaking of “shut down” they say an over-large belt buckle is just the tombstone over a dead dick. That’s just what they say.
I wonder if Rick Hill is mad that Rehberg is stealing his slogan “Montana’s On the Move” which Rick Hill stole from the Democratic Party.
Clothed or unclothed, nobody, I mean NOBODY wants to be mailed a picture of Rehberg’s crotch. Did he learn nothing from Weiner?
It worked for Clinton.
http://twitpic.com/88sssb
You do realize that Bill Clinton hasn’t run for an office in 16 years, right? And if you were focusing on the crotch in that Esquire picture then …
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Dear Mr. Rehberg, What part of “no” don’t you understand.
Small point. “Buckle down” means to work very hard. So the mailer is advising Washington to start working hard on taxes and regulations–something Rehberg claims to be against. Combine this fuck up with using the MDP “Montana’s on the Move” message and the crotch pic and you’ve got one hell of a turd for a mailer. Well played Rehberg, well played.
Well, you know what they say about them big belt buckles. They’re a tombstone for a dead dick! Kind of an appropriate metaphor for Dopey’s campaign, no?
In my thirty years of Horse-backing and training I never wore one of those Big stupid buckles, they could be flat dangerous to the newbie rhinestone cowboys in our business. Those Buckles were only for the peacocks to wear, after all the riding was done. and usually worn more by the Non-riders in the business then the riders period. So big buckles were only for show!
And that explains Rehberg pretty well, he is only for show, noting of substance… and for the last 4 years nothing for Montana job seekers, and small business at all… except a Cement Jesus!
I think that Dopey may have been trying for the Brokeback Cowboy vote with this one! “Hey, I ain’t gay you know. Me niether”!
BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA!
P.S. I heard that Dopey’s latest ad drew a whole lot of appreciative attention at THIS event!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/09/mr-gay-world-south-africa_n_1412812.html?ref=mostpopular
Left the contestants breathless!
You started this Scary.
I heard they’re making a sequel to “Brokeback Mountain”.
It’s called “Return to Muddy Gap”.
http://maps.google.com/maps?client=safari&rls=en&oe=UTF-8&q=muddy+gap+wyoming&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x875c4e9550972f43:0x556637c6b9390020,Muddy+Gap,+WY&gl=us&ei=CsuFT5z7JOjZiQLD4KT1BA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCwQ8gEwAA
Hey, now. Let’s not be making Santorum jokes …
I suppose you got some “Goldwater” jokes.
No. I have some small amount of respect for Barry Goldwater.
Me too! I liked some of the issue Goldwater pushed. He would be a Democrat today also, right along with Reagan, Nixon, FDR, IKE…. it is a shame the GOP has lost their way!
Reagan would still be a Republican but considered a moderate. I think you are right on the rest.
He was a Democrat before, I think he would go back… I do not think he would like this stuff going on now… even his wife and kids both said that!
Denny’s Top Doner this month, will not have us riding horses but working in Coal Mines
Murray Energy
http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/summary.php?cid=N00004645&cycle=2012
http://www.billjacobs.us/bob_murray_quote_01.html
Second place
http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Alliance_Resource_Partners
“Donors”
I’m not sure where the crotch is located exactly on the MT Cowgirl, but that picture appears to be taken from the waistline and higher. Just saying….
Aren’t you a buzzkill. Demanding literalism of one making fun of someone else who really deserves the derision shows a galling lack of a sense of humor.
Besides, I think the point is that Rehberg is all buckle, no goats.
It has finally been proven and admitted by the man….he wants everyone to know he is nothing more than a dickhead!
That cant be Rehberg!
His belt buckle would be close to the Bar, and vertically up from a bar stool, as he tilted them drinks to the back of his throat……… to get a Photograph in the first place! ☠ ☠
Speaking of belt buckles. It is widely known that one Brad Johnson, GOP candidate for Secretary of State, wears a belt buckle with the BJ emblazoned across in bold letters. I’m not sure which innuendo is worse. I always though that no one must have cared about him enough to tell him he shouldn’t wear it. Perhaps that’s what happened with Rehberg and this postcard.
Sandy, he thinks that’s part of his appeal.
http://2helenahandbaskets.com/?p=2457
Crotch? That’s just a waist, not a crotch. REALLY digging deep for junk to write about aren’t ya? How about writing about the issues for once?
Are you sure you want to talk about issues?
Consider the poster’s nickname, Cowgirl.
I was offended that he used his money to send me this huge, glossy content-free mailing. Quit killing trees for your campaign, you two-bit hornswoggler!
Before our last Legislature passed the Code of the west, a poll found the to three lies in Montana:
1. Yup, the pick up’s paid for.
2. Yeh, won this here buckle in Rodeo when I was a kid, and
3. Honest officer, I was only helping this here sheep over the fence.
Looks like the pendulum is swinging back.