Posted: August 1, 2012 at 7:24 am

Jersey Shore Comes to Montana

Rick Hill is bringing New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to Montana help him close the lead Steve Bullock has built in fundraising. As the Billings Gazette reports, Bullock has about five times the funds.

Hill calls Christie “one of the biggest stars in the Republican party.”   Christie is definitely big, as big as a planet if not a star. As for his celebrity status among the national GOP, it’s easy to see how it has come about. For Christie has the basic prerequisites that all GOP stars must have: he’s run up a massive budget deficit –the second largest in the nation, he talks constantly about “less government,” and he makes a sport of beating up on public employees even though he once was one himself.

In fact, one of Christie’s favorite sports is to stage public events in hopes of getting some teacher or other civil servant to ask him why he has frozen or cut wages, or why he has cut school funding, or why he doesn’t send his children to public school (like the Montana governor).  Then, he pounces on the questioner, and shouts at them and tells them to go to hell, or berates them as stupid, lazy or undeserving.And so, into a state with the largest surplus in America, brought about by smart management by Democratic officeholders, comes this crude slob to talk about his idea of how to manage state finances, to try to raise money for a career politician.  This should be very enjoyable.  His trademark disrespectful behavior that causes the TEA Party to swoon has already worn thin on the Jersey shore, (his popularity has waned) and Montanans have no interest in it at all.

Christie is also coming into a state with leaders (like the Governor, Attorney General, and the three other statewide elected officials, all of whom are Dems) who understand that working with public employees is a partnership best served by a good working relationship and praise from the boss, so that workers take pride in doing a good job, no matter who is employing them.

The best part, though, is that he’ll be speaking to an audience that includes a bunch of angry people, cheering and whooping in a state of idiotic rapture when Christie slobbers about “too much government.”  Among these will be Betti Hill, who not only was a state employee for the better part of her career, but used the position to deliver a large sack of taxpayer money to her husband regularly while she was a top aid to Gov. Martz.

16 comments

  1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

    Hell, I’D pay to see that fat bastard take a dive in the Sip and Dip! TSUNAMI ALERT! bwhhahwhahahahaa! Dude’s so fat he needs a BACK up beeper when he backs up! Lil’ Ricky’s scrapin’ the bottom of the barrel now! Watch out, Montana. That fat boy’s goin’ whip some ass! bwhhahahahahaha!
    Too funny.

    • Ingemar Johansson

      You’re right Scary, Christy’s so big that even Tester could hide behind him.

  2. Farmboy

    How are they going to get the planet Christy out here to Montana? I mean thats alot of over weight permits in alot of states if they transport him by semi truck. Just kidding, humor. No its good to see a bigger ego then Hills in the room, infact with that big of eggos and if they teleconference in Rush Limbaugh they would need a whole Montana ranch just for those three.

  3. Gabby Johnson

    Christie’s been spending 37 percent overbudget (est. for 2012) in a state with a 7 percent sales tax (which I’m sure Hill would love to enact here).
    I have a buddy in Jersey whose monthly property tax bill (that’s right, they bill monthly) is more than I pay in a year.
    … by the way, there’s no need to criticize Christie for his weight when there are plenty of more relevant reasons to criticize him. I do wonder how he’ll do in Montana’s thin air, but then it’s clean air, compared to Jersey’s.

  4. Drunks for Denny

    Hmmmm…….I think the Cowgirl might be onto something…..

    I’m thinkin’ a benefit for Denny, with special guests Snooki and The Situation….

    Yeah baby!

  5. Paul S.

    Probably Hill is hoping that Christie will defend his sales tax proposal. Doesn’t he realize his one is going to bring down other GOP candidates too? The sales tax is extremely unpopular, and other candidates will be forced to say where they stand on it.

  6. Richard Miller

    Who pays for this tub of shit’s healthcare? The public? He is nothing other than a calorie consuming terrorist.

    • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      I rarely make fat jokes, but christie is such an asshole that I make an exemption in his case. Hell, with all the growth hormones in meat and crappy food in general, we’re ALL a fat! And I can’t stand light beer. So, I too am kinda overweight.

      • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

        Oops! Should read “exception”. Never post with grandkids hangin’ off you.

  9. Joe from Paterson, NJ

    Hey so glad to see there are progressives from other states who have heard about what a prick our Governor really is. Sorry to here is he foisting himself on your state. Anyway, there is local progressive blog that covers this jerkoff, Blue Jersey, so you can check it out here http://www.bluejersey.com/

    Joe

    • James Conner

      We’re glad to provide you with a respite. Perhaps some fresh mountain air will clear your governor’s head. Consorting with Rick Hill, of course, will not.