Posted: August 10, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Top Ten Possible Reasons Karl Rove was in the Flathead This Week

10. He was pitching Gerald Molen, producer of the box office flop “Obama 2016, ” on a sequel to “Birth of a Nation.”

9. He wanted to go drinking and boating.

8. He was asking Chuck Baldwin to be Mitt Romney’s running mate.

7. He was thanking Baucus for the Bush tax cuts.

6. He wanted to show his support for the Whitefish Legacy Project.

5. He came to tell Ryan Zinke the ABC’s of swift-boating.

4. He wanted to connect with whoever made that incredible Derek Skees ad.

3. He was making a pilgrimage to Big Mountain Jesus.

2. He wanted to vacation in a place where they serve big portions of food.

1. He was doing opposition research on Schweitzer

35 comments

    • Jennifer Davies

      Dang anonymous troll, how is it you time to go around making sh*t up on the internet. Perhaps its time to take up a hobby.

      • Jennifer Davies

        I bet he was up there to make Zinke tell him what other scandals from his past were about to come up.

  7. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

    Well, the REAL reason that the baldheaded little penis lookin’ dude (don’t he look like a penis w/ glasses?) is here is because the Big Kockhs have taken a personal interest in Montana, particularly the senate race! Dopey Reeburp is SO unelectable that he needs help. So, they sent their emissary, the little kock karl to straighten things out!

    Little kock karl KNOWS how to play dirty. Just look at his history! His record! The guy SHOULD be in jail. How ’bout that Siegleman affair? But little kock karl has connections. He operates above the law, and he’s schooled in the late Lee Atwater school of ethics!

    SO, (and you can take this to the bank), little kock karl is here to do sumthin’ REAL dirty! Don’t know what it is yet, but keep your eyes open. The Big Kockhs have pulled out all the stops on this one. They don’t LIKE the fact that little bitty ol’ Montany is gonna stop them from becoming monarchs! And hence, the little kock karl cometh!

    Little kock karl probably met with ALL the important weirdo nazis up there in the Flathead. He probably put Livingscam and his “private CIA” on the payroll. And I’m sure that he laid out just HOW his dirty tricks are to be carried out. Just wait. You’ll see. It’s what he does.

    But will it work here? THAT is the great unknown. Montanans for the most part don’t LIKE no little penis lookin’ dude comin’ here and pullin’ dirty shit, so it could backfire. Timing is everything. He’s gotta do it close enough to the election so that our nutless press has no time to respond, even though they wouldn’t if they could.

    Whatever little kock karl has planned should be interesting. Tester must continually watch his back, for now he KNOWS that it’s comin’! He just don’t know what it is yet. He’s got a target on his back and a Big Kockh pointed right at it!

    Little penis man is gonna try like hell to put Montana in play using his proven playbook. So, sit back and watch the show. My personal opinion is that his shit won’t have much traction here ’cause, let’s face it, this IS Montana after all. Hell, we all know each other, so claimin’ that Tester has a hidden black child somewheres ain’t a’gonna do it. Even TWO black kids! And a black wife!

    Have at it, little penis headed man. Do your damndest. Guess we’ll see how good you really are! But take my advice. Sometimes, you can’t even BUY Montanans with your dirty shit. The last Lege was a perfect example.

    • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      Oh, and BTW, little penis with glasses man ALWAYS does things in secret now. He no longer needs to state publically anything. He’s part of the mysterious Kockian aristocracy now. He only answers to the Big Kockhs. Don’t expect penis man to address commoners any more. He don’t need to. Exposing one’s penis in public can only get one in trouble!

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/09/karl-rove-speech_n_1656013.html

      • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

        Little penis headed man at his finest:

        Now a Republican lawyer from Alabama, Jill Simpson, has come forward to claim that the Siegelman prosecution was part of a five-year secret campaign to ruin the governor. Simpson told 60 Minutes she did what’s called “opposition research” for the Republican party. She says during a meeting in 2001, Karl Rove, President Bush’s senior political advisor, asked her to try to catch Siegelman cheating on his wife.
        “Karl Rove asked you to take pictures of Siegelman?” Pelley asks.

        “Yes,” Simpson replies.

        “In a compromising, sexual position with one of his aides,” Pelley clarifies.

        “Yes, if I could,” Simpson says.

        She says she spied on Siegelman for months but saw nothing. Even though she was working as a Republican campaign operative, Simpson says she wanted to talk to 60 Minutes because Siegelman’s prison sentence bothers her conscience.

        Simpson says she wasn’t surprised that Rove made this request. Asked why not, she tells Pelley, “I had had other requests for intelligence before.”

        “From Karl Rove?” Pelley asks.

        “Yes,” Simpson says.

        Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/bob-owens/2008/02/28/60-minutes-it-again-rove-siegelman-story#ixzz23HFW3w27

  10. dembones

    Why would Karl Rove go all the way to the Flathead to conduct oppo on Schweitzer when all he has to do is talk to Baucus or Tester people? They’re the ones spreading the dirt on Brian for the past 6 years, not Republicans. Will Selph and Bruce Tudvet have nothing on B.S. compared to the in house garbage being shoveled around. Just something to consider…

    • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      James, give it your best shot. Just WHAT is little kock karl got up his sleeve? You see, I think he came up here to recon some ideas as to how to go dirty on Tester. But them moronic nazis up there in the Flathead ain’t even FROM Montana! They don’t have a clue! In fact, the advice that THEY give little kock karl will probably backfire.

      In any event, got any guesses as to what the dirt might be? They seem to be already outta ammo. Any black kids up there with the last name Tester??? Don’t matter anyway. They LIE is the thing. They will make up a lie. Always do. Try to defend yourself against a lie some time. Hard to do right before an election.

      I would put NUTHIN’ past this slimey little criminal penis lookin’ dude. It’s comin’. You’ll see.

      • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

        Perhaps you’ve heard of the Dirty Karl. It’s like the Dirty Sanchez, only worse!

        But that is our new GOP. Nuthin’ too low for Dirty Karl!

  13. Doug

    Does anyone know where Mr. Rove
    appeared…was he raising money for Rehberg? It is important to know who your supporters are in a free country!
    Dog

    • Debra

      He appeared on CNN and, according to the Daily Inter Lake, “He was interviewed by Fox News on Tuesday from a Whitefish Lake location. That’s all I know. Clearly, he wouldn’t travel their to be interviewed.

  16. Corrina

    Yeah, he was telling Zinke to get out of the national political scene, that his run with the prostitute boat pirate have made him a national joke!