Posted: September 21, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Did Mitt Romney “Aztec”?

If you had told me, a year ago, that the 2012 presidential campaign would feature somebody wearing blackface, I might have believed you because it’s the kind of thing I can envision a Tea Partier doing.  But I’m certain I would never have predicted that the person doing it would be Mitt Romney.

As Politico reported yesterday, Mitt Romney, in his appearance on the spanish-language Univision network, appeared to have dyed his skin an extra shade of brown, or orange as it were.

Among Latinos, this is known by the slang term “aztecing” (pronounced Az-teck-ing). It’s a way to describe the make-up related actions of one who wants to artificially come across as more Latino.  Romney might believe, mistakenly, that since his father was born in Mexico, it would naturally be the case that his father’s offspring would have darker skin, at least when appearing on spanish language TV.

But from the looks of him, Romney must think that Latino people are not tan, but orange.  He needs to get out more and meet some of them.  In his Univision appearance, he looked not like a Latino, but like one of Willie Wonka’s Oompa-Loompas.

24 comments

  1. Drunks for Denny

    Oompah Loompah
    Doobie-dee-do
    I’ve got a tax cut
    Waiting for you

    Oompah Loompah
    Doobie-dee-day
    Send the Puerto Ricans
    Back across the bay

  3. Drunks for Denny

    Greetings,

    I just signed the following petition addressed to: Republican National Committee.

    —————-
    Verify that Mitt Romney is not an Oompa Loompa

    As seen in many recent appearances and interviews, Mitt Romney seems to share characteristics to am Oompa Loompa. As the U.S. Constitution stipulates, a person must be a U.S. citizen. As this implies that a “citizen” is a human being, and there are no records of DNA to prove Mitt Romney is human, we demand that an investigation be launched to prove that he is 100% human. DNA sampling can prove such requirements, and within a reasonable time frame before the November 2012 elections.

    U.S. citizens would not vote for a donkey or an elephant to be President even if it met all of the Constitutional requirements, and we have a right to know that the “person” running for office is in fact a 100% human animal. Mitt Romney has been presented in various startling shades of orange, a common Oompa Loompa trait, and although he is taller than 4 feet, this suggests he may be a human and Oompa Loompa hybrid. His hair color may not sport the typical green shade of Oompa Loompas, a simple box of hair dye or trip to a republican friendly salon could easily be disguising that trait. Until it is proven that he is in fact not an Oompa Loompa, it would be deceitful and unconciounable to place him on the November ballot for president. Also, this calls into question any current and past political positions he has help, possibly making them null and void.

    We, the American People urge you, this must be solved before November 2012 elections.
    —————-

    Sincerely,

    [Your name]

    • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      GOOD ONE, DRUNK DENNY! I’ll sign!

      But now, we need a movie, sumthin’ like 2016 to state just WHAT will happen if we actually DO elect an Oompa Loompa as president! Where’s mr. oily tits man, jerky molen, our own Nostradufus, to predict for us?

      bwhahahahahahahahahahhahaaa!

      Fun with Pubbies. These dudes really ARE dumber than dogshit!

  4. Publius II

    Seriously, did Willard’s father become naturalized (Where’s THAT birth certificate??) when he crossed over
    with his parents back to the USA? Where’s the speculation and ‘outrage’ over that, as with all the venom about Kenyan anti-colonialist fathers? Hey, what about the ‘sideburns’?

  6. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

    It’s a sad, sad day for izraylee pm bibi netanfuckyou and AIPAC. The birther queen, Ms. Oily Tits, recieved a big setback today, AND a good lesson in messin’ with AMERICANS, baby! Wonder how Birther Bob and ms. oily tits very own mini me, MR. oily tits boy, jerky molen, are gonna react? Poor jerky molen, our very OWN Nostradufus, must be very sad today.
    bwhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!
    Hey, Nostardufus, you got your head SO far up Ms. Oily Tit’s ass that it’s gettin’ kina indecent, dude. HAVE YOU NO SHAME, MINI ME?

    Do not miss this video. It’s priceless. Guess that Americans are NOT as easily manipulated as bibi netanfuckyou SAYS we are! Enjoy, bibi, mini me molen, birther bob! Kinda hard to believe that this ENTIRE birther bullshit was originated by this pathetic izraylee woman and bibi netanfuckyou plant!

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/09/17/1132873/-Breaking-KS-tosses-birther-ballot-challenge-Idiot-Birther-VIDEO

    • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      Bibi Netanfuckyou, pedazo de mierda gigante! But of course he’s right. The inbred, ignernt, retarded christofascists in the this country LUV thems some zionism! Yes, it’s truly bizarre. But then, so are they!

      Unless you have ever lived down south among these inbred idiots, you can have NO idea of just how stoopid they are! The only way other way to kinda understand them is to listen to AFR talk radio call in programs. If you REALLY want to scare yourself, try it some time! Scary, scary shit to realize that there really ARE people that freakin’ ignernt in this country! THESE are bibi netanfuckyou’s people!

      Take it away, bibi!

      http://www.newser.com/story/95903/israeli-pm-us-easy-to-manipulate.html

      And lest we forget

      REMEMBER THE LIBERTY!

      Never again, bibi you little bitch!

    • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      BIBI, GIVE THAT JERKY JERRY A RAISE! bwhahahaa!
      Give jerky jery molen a raise, bibi, for it’s mission accomplished! The film that Nostradufus produced produced the desired effect! Now, every inbred in the COUNTRY is orgasming over communist O’Bama! I hope that little mr. oily tits man, jerky jerry molen, is damn PROUD of his efforts!

      http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/al-gop-chair-goes-full-birther-says-o

      Can we just call them what they are now, inbred treasonous assholes? I have for a long time now.

      • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

        Had a very depressing conversation today with one of my wife’s childhood friends. She is a very nice lady who married and moved away many years ago. She is now divorced and living on her home with very little income. She got a lump sum settlement in the divorce, but is quickly blowing through that on health care costs. She has had some major health issues which she has paid for out of pocket. She has no insurance, and only works part time. She is college educated, but has never really worked much because she stayed home and raised the kids. She is simply not politically astute.

        Anyway, during our conversation, she mentioned that she is voting for Mitwit because “Obama is a communist”. I asked her how she decided that. She replied that she had seen the movie produced by Jerkoff Jerry molen, mr. oily tits boy.

        I didn’t argue with her. No sense in doing that. She’s a friend who has no one left in her life and living far from home, and the last thing she needs is a lecture by me.

        ANYWAY, after that conversation, I’ve decided to keep a list of people I meet who are voting against there own best interests. Some day, I hope to make a movie like Jerkoff Jery has done. I’ll call it Molen’s List, a list of all the people I find SUFFERING needlessly because of nazi bastards like Jerkoff Jery.
        It needs to be done. REAL people are suffering horribly as a result of this righwing nazi onslaught on America, and little Jerkoff Jerry is their biggest propagandist!

        Jerkoff Jerry’s, or Molen’s List!

        1. Heidi

        Hitler would be SO proud of Jerkoff Jerry and his nazi propaganda. He’s better than anything the third reich ever had!

  7. Hi-Liner

    Romney is trying to pretend to be of hispanic descent when it helps him and then turn around and rail against people of color and immigration on the other hand. Classic GOP hypocrite. I’m glad he’s become an internet joke. At least that way more people will learn the truth.

  9. Jay

    I’m not voting for either creepy Flip flop man – Romney, or Osama Obama… my conscience tells me its time to stand for what’s right….. write in RON PAUL!!!!

    • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      Great idea, Jay……bwhahahahahahaa!
      Now, if I need to explain this to you, you wouldn’t understand anyway!

  11. Craig Moore

    All if the insults and snark silliness is having no effect: http://www.therepublic.com/view/story/12b94c2c85004192a24b145bb9369483/MT–Poll-Presidents-Race

    Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney holds a 51 percent to 42 percent advantage over Democratic President Barack Obama among likely Montana voters, while 5 percent were undecided, a new poll found.

    Two percent said they planned to vote for Libertarian Gary Johnson, according to a poll conducted by Mason-Dixon Polling & Research on Sept. 17-19 on behalf of Lee Newspapers of Montana.

    “Obviously, Romney is pretty solid in Montana,” said Brad Coker, managing director of Mason Dixon Polling.

    Pollsters interviewed 625 registered Montana voters who said they expected to vote in the general election. The poll has a margin of error of plus or minus 4 percentage points.

    In a separate question, 53 percent of those polled oppose the Affordable Care Act while 40 percent support the health care law and 7 percent were undecided. The law extends health care coverage to most Americans by expanding public programs and offering subsidies to help lower- and moderate-income people buy private health insurance.