Collapse of U.S. is Imminent

Republican Mike Comstock Official Facebook PhotoTEA Party Republican Mike Comstock says the outcome of the elections will be the “inevitable collapse” of the United States.

In an opinion piece in the Bozeman Chronicle this week, Comstock, who has twice run unsuccessfully for the legislature, says this collapse must happen to bring about another “Civil War” so that we can “rebuild a new nation of citizens.”

Comstock was one of a number of TEA Party Republicans who sought to deceive the voters by filing as Democratic candidates.  No one was fooled.

Comstock’s main campaign focus was concern about a possible takeover by “a one-world UN controlled government,” the Bozeman Chronicle has reported.  In his campaign literature and on Facebook, he said he was worried about the impending collapse of civilization.  He proudly calls himself “a TEA Party extremist” and believes  the Muppets have “sold out to socialism and bad behavior.” 

Posted: November 10, 2012 at 7:54 am

This post was written by Cowgirl

40 thoughts on “Collapse of U.S. is Imminent

  1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

    Now THAT’S a load! A COMSTOCK load of crap! What a freakin’ MORON!

    But really, how is this dipshit ANY different from THIS dipshit?

    I wonder if david howard has promoted himself to general yet?! For you see, I’m sure that he, along with Comstocka Load of crap, will make FINE generals in the coming civil war! In fact, I’m kinda thinkin’ that we should erect a statue on the capitol grounds to honor gen. david howard, maybe right next to the one of Gov. Meagher upon his trusty horse, another great civil war hero!

    But with austerity and all, and smaller gubmints, I suggest that we start by honoring howard with HALF a statue, or simply the horse’s ass! I think that would be a fitting tribute to the man!

    Kinda said that NO state dailies have condemned this horseshit nonsense. How bout it, Ricketyman?

    1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      Hey, Comstock load of crap, this one’s for you and your buddy gen. david howard. I know you read this site.

      BTW, dufus, since you’re in the know (bwhhahahahahahahahahahahaha! for a dumbazz)
      just WHO you gonna shoot when you start your civil war???

      What a freakin’ dumbass. What DO you use for a brain, dude?

      I’m thinkin’ that jail time with your new best buddy Bubba just might do you some good! HEY, it’s good to have a shower buddy in the big house for them hard to reach places!


      What a dumbass!

      1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

        p.s. And Comstock load-o-crap, be careful! Watch out for them pile ups in the shower! You and David (duke) Howard take CARE in there!


        Inbreds, they’re just too damn funny!

              1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

                Now that REALLY sucks! It’s damn HARD to bein’ a serious nazi now days, esPECially when no one takes you seriously and LAFFS their asses off at you! I mean, THIS was a demonstration worthy of our guv! Too funny. I’m thinkin’ that we need to do this if the Lege gets real weird again.


                Nazis. They have become the new Rodney Dangerfields of the U.S. They just don’t get no respect!


    1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      Lynn, that’s a great pic in that story. Now THAT’S my America! Dem America, the one that gen. david (duke) howard hates! These pathetic Pubbie bastards need to luv it or LEAVE it! When texass secedes, they can all head down there! It’s a shithole anyways! (although I actually like many parts of texass, and some of the people are great.) But even so, I think that it would be a grand place for the haters! Everthin’ is BIGGER in texass, including their hatred! Let’em have it! Hell, they deserve a prezidunce like pRick Perry!

  2. Aware and Not Stupid

    It’s not a matter of ‘if’ there is another recession, it’s a matter of ‘when’…..Poor Barack, look at the mess he’s going to inherit!

      1. Rob Kailey

        And there’s never been a dictatorship that lasted, or a communist conclave or really anything in governing human existence. The only constant is change. What’s you point, Swede?

          1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

            Ingy, you stoopid sumbitches did it AGAIN! Now, the damn price of ammo is gonna skyrocket again! GEEZ you dudes are morons! You play right into the gun industry fear tactics. What a bunch of morons you dudes are! Hell, I couldn’t even FIND .380 ammo for a friggin’ YEAR last time O’Bama got elected!

              1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

                Ingy, I’m sorry. I forgot myself. I must offer my condolences. I feel your pain.

                FOUR MORE YEARS! O’BAMA STYLE!

                Now would you morons STOP making my ammo so expensive!

                1. Ingemar Johansson

                  Since you’re a E-Ranger here’s some cheap lead free bullets.


                  Now about my “pain”.

                  Oh the election results were frightful
                  But the fire will be delightful
                  And since we’ve no place else to turn
                  Let It Burn! Let It Burn! Let It Burn!

                  There’s no sign of destruction stopping
                  So I’ve bought some corn for popping
                  There’s just one way progressives learn
                  Let It Burn! Let It Burn! Let It Burn!

                  Now the country is slowly dying
                  Voters spoke, there’s no denying
                  Let the country get what it earned
                  Let It Burn! Let It Burn! Let It Burn!

                  1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

                    Ingy, you’re a poet! That’s a good one, dude!

                    But seriously, are you goin’ to Canada now? Or are you gonna join up with Gen. David (duke) Howard and his First Montana Reetarded Irregulars?


                    Oh the culture they’re bent on destroying,
                    And the homos are boy and boying,
                    And there’s really no place to go
                    Let’s sit back and watch the show!

                    It’s getting awfully frightening,
                    We’s losin’ all our whitening,
                    And I really don’t know where to go,
                    What a blow, what a blow, what a blow!


                2. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

                  Ingy, is this guy related to you? Sodomatrimony? Really? Wow, just wow.

                  I hope our new Lege can bring some of THESE fresh ideas to the new session!


                  Pope Wendy Wharpedburpin’, are you paying attention?


                  I don’t know about you’all, but I’m LUVIN’ this Teatard meltdown! It’s funny as hell! They want their country back, but in all seriousness, just WHEN was our country dumb as dogshit?? And do they seriously want to go back to that time?

  3. Rob Kailey

    This nut (Comstock) had a role to play, and he played it well. Despite CG’s characterization, Comstock didn’t run as a Democrat because he was looking to ‘fool people’. He did so because Scott Sales got defeated in the primary for Gallatin county Commissioner in 2008 when Democrats (me included) crossed ballot to say “HELL No!”. He was running interference for Sales in the primary for SD 34 against a moderate Republican. Even nuts have their uses.

  4. Montana Mom

    I think we dismiss these people at our peril. They are not going away, and they mean business. There are shouts for secession, civil war, and revolution, even from people as public as Donald Trump. They may be crazy, but crazy is posing real danger, and we must be prepared to deal with them seriously and strongly, on our own local turf, statewide, and nationally. They must be named and shamed at every turn. Grownups need to make it clear these are irresponsible, immature ravings, and demonstrate what maturity, statesmanship, and responsible government look like as well as possible, so that the unsuspecting citizen can see the difference.

    1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      I hear ya, but as long as the state dailies are nutless wonders and cowards, just WHO the hell it gonna point this out?! Ricketyman from the Insufficient Record shows up here to spout, but NEVER has the dude taken a principled stand! See, ya can’t STAND if you got no nuts!

      As they said during the Spanish Civil War,
      “Better to die on your feet than live on your knees”. But our with our state dailies, it’s “Better to live without nuts than offend he Teatards”! (and better to suck the Big Kochk!

      Yes, Ricketyman, we know what you are. But I must ask in all seriousnes, HOW do you look at yourself in the mirror knowing that you’re a coward? I couldn’t live that way, amigo.

      Adams? You ain’t far behind Ricketyman. I KNOW that you have potential. You’re a talented reporter. SO, Grab a nut, dude, and suck it up! If you get fired, get another job, dude! It’s called Montana! We all do it! Hell, if you haven’t been fired from at LEAST a few jobs, you AIN’T doin’ your fuckin’ JOB!

    1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      Best news I’VE heard all day! Let them Texassians go it alone! And take Gen. David Howard WITH them!

      Montana press, where they hell ARE you cowardly little bugnuts? Rickety man, you live here too, donja? Do your damn jobs, ladies!

  5. gop

    “Comstock was one of a number of TEA Party Republicans who sought to deceive the voters by filing as Democratic candidates. No one was fooled.”

    You mean like Dan Cox running as a Democrat-funded Libertarian?

    1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      WHINER! But do keep it up. I LUV the sound of GOP whining in the morning! Did lil’ ricky REALLY not have enuff funds?? How MUCH does it take to elect a sleazy Mermaid Munchkin Man now days?


      Democracy really sucks for you, don’t it?

      1. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

        Wow! That’s some MAJOR butthurt you dudes got goin’ on! Hey, I’m against moochers too, esPECIALLY all them military MAGGOT moochers suckin’ off’n Unca Sugartit like col. snuffy smith who writes for the GF Spitoon! And all the welfare farmer moochers too! Oh, and all them corporate moochers too! And all them Teatard moochers SUCKIN’ up medicaire and social security!

        Sheesh, Teatards, STILL dumber than dogshit!

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