Posted: December 17, 2012 at 10:32 pm

The Bathroom Problem

Let’s cut to the chase.  In the three hours of testimony for and against the Helena non-discrimination ordinance, a compelling problem was delineated by the opponents.

Even though hundreds of municipalities, including many major cities–and entire states–have without incident outlawed discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity, it appears that if Helena decides to offer this legal protection, it will result in an epidemic of predatory transgender flashers, running rampant, showing their genitals to women and children in the ladies room.

That’s the basic talking point that was delivered over and over again by opponent testimony.

One woman even proclaimed that she would never shop again in Helena (no tears here) if the ordinance passed.

So for her, and the other who are convinced that public bathrooms will now resemble bathhouses,  I suggest this product.

12 comments

  1. Mark

    Thanks Cowgirl :) Your support on here gives me a little more hope for Montana. Hope you got the email I sent you! Best wishes!

  2. Havre Voter

    Congrats Helena – and apologies in advance that our local state Rep. Kris Hansen will probably be out to overturn your new legal protections. It happened to Missoula just last session…

  3. Amorette

    I have used the ladies room all my life and they generally have doors on the stalls, unlike mens rooms. So, if a person is in the ladies, they will not be exposing themselves. Unless I have been using the wrong rest room for the past 55 years.

  4. Paul S.

    Wait you guys get doors in your bathrooms! Unfair! Why has no one informed men of this?! I’ve been putting up with no doors for 48 years and for what? It’s time everywhere moved to individual closed and locked door one person rooms anyone could use. Would also prevent the problem of men having no where to change diapers and of the long lines for the ladies room.

  5. Drunks for Denny

    Mark my words, there will be schlongs dangling in every ladies room in the Helena casinos.

    Another milestone date in the end of western civilization.

    • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers

      GOOD POINT, DRUNK DUDE! And I’m SURE that Jerkoff Jerry Molen smells another MOVIE about all this!

      Schlongfest 2016!

      It’s a movie about the origins of Jerkoff Jerry’s RAGE, RAGE I tell ya!, ’bout all this homo stuff and what portends for Murca!

  6. Jeff

    Remember, this is Helena, and we have enough goofy people with the legislature and government. If we have equal protection under the 14th amendment, then why do we need all of these laws?