Rep. Hagstrom reviews BIC Soft Feel Retractable Ballpoint Pen on

by Lash

Rep. David Hagstrom is becoming quite the internet sensation–both for his comments on the floor of the Montana House of Representatives comparing sex to retractable pens–and for what he uses those pens to write.

Here’s the latest–an review of the infamous retractable pens that is making the rounds of Facebook and email.

Click the image below to enlarge and read Rep. Hagstrom’s review of the BIC Soft Feel Retractable Ballpoint Pen, Medium Point, Black, 12-Count, on

Hagstrom BIC Soft Feel Retractable Pen Amazon Review


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15 Comments on "Rep. Hagstrom reviews BIC Soft Feel Retractable Ballpoint Pen on"

  1. Which is a penis’s primary purpose, having sex or peeing?
    Which one is deviant? I am confused.

  2. Whew, Boy, Amazon got this off their website PDQ! Way to get the screen grab! This is hilarious. I was wondering how the pen dual purpose thing related to sex dual purpose when I watched the Representative’s video. This explains it all: there is truly no connection. Montana Republicans are SO EMBARRASSING!

  3. Like I’ve said, he’s ‘Clicking the Bic’!

  4. Reminds me of the old Flick Your Bic commercials. Here’s a link to three of them. The last is best.

  5. Oh hell< we laughed our ass's off! Funny Joke of the day!!!!

  6. I seen Landlord Hagstrom benefiting from the ‘gummint’ and some say he just didn’t know what he was doing on the house
    floor? Please. If he’s ‘articulate’ enough to ‘counsel’ his tenants then as a house legislator he should CERTAINLY know the media and folks ARE watching and words do matter, and he should be smart enough to know when he uses the ‘deviant’ word, and more or less was directly insulting Rep. Bennett. Does Rep. Hagstrom claim a religion, because I would advise him – any of us – that ‘there go by the Grace of God (or Creator as our Deist Founders set down, or Great Spirit) ANY of us’ and Mr. Hagstrom is also drawing that $700
    a month state health insurance?

  7. correction: ‘There by the Grace of God go any of us’ great or small, rich or poor…..

  8. Mitch McConnell investigated by FBI. Yeah apparently he thinks it is alright for his washington staff to work on re-elections!

  9. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers. | April 13, 2013 9:42 AM at 9:42 AM |

    WOW! Too funny! The Assman COMETH, cometh to the rescue of his little brother. Sen. Kochkleburr Lickspittle, aka, sen. fart fetish!!prettyPhoto/0/

    This is great stuff! Kudos to the Republican dudes who KICKED that baldheaded little pissant’s ass all AROUND the capitol! OUCH! I felt that one from here! You see, apparently not ALL the Pubbies are going to sit by and allow sen. lickspittle to call them names withOUT hitting back! “Crossover coalition”? How ’bout the KOCHsucker coalition??

    A big thank you to the two Pubbie dudes for dressing down a couple’a real horse’s asses! It IS appreciated!

    • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers. | April 14, 2013 6:55 AM at 6:55 AM |

      OcCASSIONally, the TRVTH makes it into print. And buddy let me tell ya that THIS lady NAILS it! Good LORD that woman can write! She’s ONLY about a hundred times smarter than poor widdle mikey mealworm, the new “conservative” writer at the GF Spitoon! Mary Moe describes this session perfectly. Now, wonder how long it will be before the Spitoon PULLS her! For you see, even any HINT at the TRVTH is too much for the Teatards out there, and they will start calling the Spitoon in mass to complain! You just watch. It’ll happen. Always does!

      You see, problem is that in a fair fight, the reetard Teatards ALWAYS get their asses kicked! That’s why none of them ever show up here! The few that attempt it get Kaileyed beFORE they know what hit them! And then Norma comes along to make SURE their dumbasses are smarting REAL good and kicks them a little further along down the road! And for good measure, Publius whacks’em about the head and ears with a history lesson or two! I don’t BLAME them for not coming back. It’s gotta hurt to be publicly embarrassed and made to look the fools they are!

      Anyway, read Mary. She’s the best thing you’ll read all day, I guarantee it.

      • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers. | April 14, 2013 7:01 AM at 7:01 AM |

        Think I’m kidding when I say that the Teatards are idiots? Well then, as proof I offer up THIS dildo, widdle mikey mealworm, as a comparison! Hell, I say more in a good FART than mikey has said in his entire piece! THESE two pieces illustrate in dramatic fashion just how bereft of any substance are the Teatards! It’s like comparing Doonesbury to Mallard Fillmore. One gets a Pulitzer, the other gets a Pewloser!

        Can anyone out there list the substance of this article, for I must have MISSED it!

        • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers. | April 14, 2013 7:30 AM at 7:30 AM |

          And now, since it’s Sunday morning, a meditation on life. What we do in life lives on long after we’re gone. Thus, it’s important that we live our lives to do good, to bring peace, and to help others, just as the Lord instructed us to do.

          And if we don’t, THIS is what happens!

          • Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers. | April 14, 2013 9:49 AM at 9:49 AM |

            CAREFUL, Assman, Kochkleburr Lickspittle, aka sen. Fart Fetish! They JUST might be singing this at YOUR funerals! For you see, Fart and Assman, we kinda LIKE our public education system, and all our common good! We don’t LIKE the fact that you little fatassed, baldheaded pissants want to give all OUR tax money to your benefactors, the Big Kockh brothers! It’s simple, as simply as your trained, baldheaded little monkey, Assman. Our taxes for US, and NOT for your Kockh brothers! No more tax breaks for Kochs and Exxon!

  10. Larry Kralj, Environmental Rangers. | April 13, 2013 1:50 PM at 1:50 PM |

    Unca Bibi’s got a new dog, a dog named Sammy, UNCLE Sammy, which he vigorously wags by the tail! Do we REALLY need to be Bibi’s bitch?! Screw them izrailees racist apartheid bastards! Why do we allow them to DO this to our country?

    Why doesn’t Izrail just become a state?

    Because then, they’d only have TWO senators!!

  11. O.M.G. Does “Size” matter? You can imagine my dismay, when they are burning the ‘midnight-oil’ talking about “Splashy Pools” God, just *kill* me now!

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