Troy Downing Poaches the Judge’s Heart:
Will you be my Valentine?
I can afford the poaching fine
But please no jail time!
I love my vacation home in Montana,
I get to play cowboy and wear a bandana!
BUT the FWP Deep State is coming for you and me,
I am trying to make you all see!
I’m a real Montanan,
Like Gianforte is a tough man,
for punching that reporter,
for holding a voice recorder.
Just like Gianforte,
I know I committed a crime,
I do it all the time,
but it’s because the hunting in Montana is Sublime!