Rich Californian Troy Downing is excited to announce he has received the endorsement of rich Midwesterner Dan Quayle. Quayle, such a doofus that there was an entire publication dedicated to his gaffes known as Quayle Quarterly, was Vice President for 4 years under George H. W. Bush.
The only thing really endorse-able there is Downing’s surfer locks.
Now that Downing has secured the endorsement of a fellow cosplaying Montanan we are left to wonder which one of the multimillionaire Yellowstone Club Members will be the next to get behind the California Dream.
According to Wikipedia here is a list of Troy’s fellow “Montanans”:
Damn, Troy doesn’t even make it on the list of his gated community’s wikipedia page…
Will it be former Senator (from Tennessee) Bill Frist? Anaconda’s Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel? The Pride of Hysham Tom Brady? The Martinsdale Miracle Bill Gates? The Jewel of Jordan Jennifer Garner?
Wait, none of these people are actually from Montana? That seems like a pre-requisite to join Team Downing.