Q: “What do these things have in common?”
A: “What is four of the worst titles you could apply to another human, Alex?”
“Who are four Republican candidates for elected office in 2018.”
That’s right, in Illinois the Republicans nominated an outright Nazi for Congress.
“I hate Illinois Nazis.” The Blues Brothers
Gross. Ick. Free the bunnies, don’t elect the pimp. Moving on.
New Jersey’s own, the blight of Bozeman, sucker punch Gianforte, the man who defeated a 150-pound journalist with his own bare hands, the gatekeeper of the Gallatin River, the one, and only Republican to lose statewide in 2016: Greg Gianforte.
Montanans can easily do better. Here’s hoping they remember, remember the bodyslam in November.
Oh, and in Arizona, a man so disgusting he needs no introduction, Wyatt Twerp ie America’s worst sheriff ie Joe Arpaio is running for Senate.
The Arizona Republican primary is August 28th, Vegas money is on him to win the Republican primary and join his esteemed colleagues, a pimp, a Nazi, and a convict.
This is your Republican party.
A pimp, a Nazi, a convict, a pendejo and the pussy grabber in chief.