Montanans got a scare when an article written a few weeks ago went viral quoting Michelle Bachmann as saying that she is moving to Montana.
During the debate leading up to the Marriage Equality Act that recently passed in the Minnesota Legislature, reportedly had Bachmann pronounced that if the measure passed and gays could marry legally in her state, she and her husband would leave Minnesota so as to “escape the new Sodom and Gomorah,” meaning Minneapolis and St. Paul.
Sadly for Montana bloggers (but luckily for Montana residents), this “article” turned out to be satire.
It’s easy to see why so many took it for the truth.
One can easily imagine Bachmann settling down in the Flathead Valley, to join her soulmates like Chuck Baldwin, Derek Skees, Tim Baldwin, Rollan Roberts II, John Trochmann and company; and to be near places like the Pinehaven Ranch, a boarding school which uses corporal punishment. Perhaps she would send her kids there. She might also enjoy hanging with the occasional skinhead. And in the legislature, she could pal around with Krayton Kerns, who once wrote that an Obama-induced Armageddon is imminent, along with a mass extinction of most humans but a repopulating of Montana by people who can shoot their own meat.
If she were to relocate here, certainly a run for office would not be far off, perhaps even US Senate in 2014.
At any rate, Bachmann bemoaning the sodomites descending upon her in Minnesota is a little too realistic to immediately strike one as satirical.
Bachmann and her husband remind me of the people who packed up their cars in a panic and fled to the countryside on the night of October 30, 1938, when they heard Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds radio broadcast and mistook it for an actual invasion by Martians. Montana needs fewer of these people, not more.Tweet
As of the time of this posting, with vote counts still coming in, it looks like the make-up of the Montana senate may be 21 Democratic senators to 29 Republicans in the next legislative session. Democrats and Republicans appear to have won an equal number of the seats up for grabs, but Rs maintained an advantage in holdover senators.
During the 2011 session, there were 28 Republicans and 22 Democrats.
In the House, it looks like Democrats may pick up seven five seats, making that chamber 40 38 Democratic seats to 60 62 Republicans instead of 32-68 like the 2011 session. This will help Governor-elect Steve Bullock sustain his 2013 vetoes. UPDATE: As of 8:30 pm Wed evening, Dems have gained seven MT house seats. The Billings Gazette has the story.
All of the results STILL aren’t in yet, so this could change and the Dems could pick up more seats.
Here are a couple of highlights. I’m sure there more more, please add them in the comments.
Democrats Brad Hamlett and Greg Jergeson were successful in winning tough Senate races.
Janna Taylor and Dee Brown will be back in the Senate.
Militia-linked Jennifer Fielder is in from Sanders County is now a state senator.
Nicholas Schwaderer defeated Christine Johnson for the Superior house seat that was much in the news.
Dog killer Roger Webb is leading Wanda Grinde in Billings for the Heights senate seat, but all the votes aren’t yet in.
Warburton and Hanson will be back in the house. Though given the recent Frontline expose, she might be subject to a range of penalties, including removal from office, fines, or worse. The question is whether there is a prosecutor out there who is willing to begin looking into this stuff.
Liz Bangerter from Helena and Joanne Blyton from Red Lodge will be back as well.
A TEA Party candidate from Whitefish has gotten in on the illegal money game. Tim Baldwin, son of Chuck Baldwin, is seeking to replace Derek Skees for the Whitefish House Seat. As you can see from this screenshot of Baldwin’s campaign finance report, the TEA Partier has taken two donations well above the $160 limit.
There is no known tally of how much illegal money has made its way into Montana legislative races across Montana. Check the Office of Political Practices reports to see if your local candidates have taken illegal donations.
A bizarre mail piece appeared in Whitefish arguing that voters should support Tim Baldwin for legislature because he wrote one of the worst nutjob bills of the 2011 session.
The piece actually brags about Baldwin’s work to write HB 414, one of the infamous nullification bills, an idea so nutty it made national news. As TIME magazine reported in its profile of Montana’s wacky bills, nullification has a sinister history:
It was invoked by South Carolina lawmakers seething over tariff laws in the antebellum South, and again during the civil-rights era, when states opposed to the landmark Brown v. Board of Education decision of 1954 used the idea of interposition, nullification’s kissing cousin, as a mechanism to resist integration.
Like nullification fanboy Derek Skees, (R-TEA) who currently holds the HD 4 seat Baldwin is running for, Baldwin is a states-rights fanatic. He believes that the fifty states individually can, should and must override federal law when they please. He admittedly does not recognize the supremacy clause of the US Constitution, saying it is a tool of “socialist and nationalist ideologues” designed to bring “state annihilation.”
The concept of nullification was a key feature of the most extreme legislature in Montana history–nearly a dozen bills to declare federal authority “null and void” or unenforceable in Montana were introduced by Republicans during the 2011 session. Gov. Brian Schweitzer in his veto of this particular nullification bill, HB 414, wrote:
“The 2011 Legislature may best be remembered for its efforts to “nullify” numerous federal laws and set records for the greatest number of unconstitutional bills in a legislative session -as identified by its own legal staff.”