I’m not the kind of girl who usually gets those long, typewriter-looking letters that beg for campaign contributions.  But I’m always happy when tipsters forward them to me.

The latest comes “from the desk of… Dick Morris” in support of Congressman Dennis Rehberg. Yes, that Dick Morris.  The same Bill Clinton confidante turned conservative commentator who resigned in scandal after he got caught in a “toe-sucking relationship” with a prostitute.  Yes, this prostitute.

“Denny has more than earned my support,” Morris tells us in his letter (here), adding that “with your help, he will make us all proud.”

That’s a pretty low bar you got there, Dick.

Morris also calls Montana’s U.S. Senate race “the #1 pick up opportunity for conservatives.”

This, from a guy who doesn’t think too highly Montana conservatives.  In fact, he made fun of them a while back on Fox News, telling Neil Cavuto (at 2:39):

“Those crazies in Montana who say, ‘We’re going to kill ATF agents because the U.N.’s going to take over’ — well, they’re beginning to have a case.”

First, it was fundraiser with failed defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld.  Now Dennis Rehberg is turning to a toe-sucking Montana-phobe from Washington for help?  This seems like another slam dunk opportunity for Jon Tester’s campaign.